Here, I present to you proof that moms are ninjas...
Skill Ninja Mom
Eyesight Can detect the slightest movement. Can find lost binkies in the dark.
Stealth Can sneak up on their opponent. Can escape baby's room undetected.
Agility Skilled in hand to hand combat. Can nurse, change a diaper, and cook
Attire Black shinobi shozoku. Black yoga pants.
Strength Can overpower their enemies. Can carry an infant, toddler, diaper bag, and
groceries at one time.
Hearing Ultra sensitive. Knows the second her toddler is out of bed.
Stamina Great strength and endurance. Can carry out normal activities on 4 hours of
Clearly, moms have innate skills and intense training to carry out every day activities. Need further proof? I dare you to sneak up on a mom - if you can...